Extra Credit A Little Nuts
The Daily Iowan reported today that former UI teaching assistant Frederick “Dick” Williams forced her to watch him mastrubate after telling him that she “would do anything to get a better grade in the class in which she was struggling but was required to pass for her nursing major.”
Frederick Williams gave her the option of a “two-minute plan” where she would sit next to a naked Williams and touch his penis or a “five minute plan” where he would sit naked, but further away from her while she watched him please himself.
“He had his arm around my chair, and he kept asking me if I’d ever seen this before,” she said. “He then put my hand on his penis and told me to squeeze,” she said, adding that he ejaculated into her hand and a handkerchief. “I told him that was disgusting, and he said, ‘I’m sorry’ and that he didn’t want to take my virginity.”
Thomas’ defense denies that the alleged event ever happened.
However, anonymous sources have reported to the Jackhole that the woman’s grade was raised to a “C mynuts.”