DewU Points for Bush
Well, The Jackhole, while an avid supporter of our President, is also 1.) an avid drinker of Diet Mt. Dew (Diet after all The Jackhole needs to be able to fit into his wedding dress next month), and 2.) has his geek eye set on “winning” an X-Box. Currently The Jackhole has “earned” 110 Dewu points, as well as a plethora of trips to
the bathroom. He now only needs 440 more points to “win” an X-Box.
So, in combining these passions of The Jackhole to reelect our president and to qualify as an uber geek with the addition of an X-Box to his geek toys, The Jackhole has the following proposal to all those out there on the internet.
Send The Jackhole your Dewu points at Jackhole@jackhole.net. For each validated Dewu point received, The Jackhole will donate $0.10 to the Bush campaign. If, The Jackhole receives more than 20,000 points, thereby reaching the $2000 threshold, he will donate the money to the Republican Party directly. Additionally, if The Jackhole receives so many points as to “max out” on the gear he desires, he will continue to collect and contribute the Dewu points and will donate the “prizes” to a worthy cause.
Collection of Dewu points is easy. These points are on specially marked packages of Mountain Dew, Diet Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Code Red, Diet Mountain Dew Code Red, and Mountain Dew LiveWire. Both caps and the inside of boxes may have Dewu points, so keep an eye out!
Our President is being attacked from all sides. Help The Jackhole help him out while getting a caffeine buzz!
