Democratic Agenda
OFFICIAL PROGRAM OF THE 2004 NATIONAL DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION
6:00pm – Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:05pm – Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations
6:10pm – Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
6:15pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
6:30pm – Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:45pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm – Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm – Collect offerings for al-Zawahiri defense fund.
7:15pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30pm – Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45pm – Anti-war rally moderated by Michael “Miserable Failure” Moore.
8:25pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm – Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm – Gay marriage ceremony for male and female couples.
9:15pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:30pm – CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN urge defeat of President Bush.
10:00pm – Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10pm – Reenactment of Kerry’s fake medal toss.
10:15pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:20pm – Cameo by Dean ‘Yeeearrrrrrrg!’
10:30pm – Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40pm – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm – Special thanks to the New York Times and Washington Post.
11:00pm – Multiple gay marriage ceremony for threesomes and groups.
11:15PM – Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm – Saddam Legal Defense Fund pep rally.
11:50PM – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00pm – Nomination of Democratic candidate.
5:00am – Swimming Class–Ted Kennedy, Instructor
6:00am – Waffles for Breakfast – Chef John Kerry
