Kerry A Saint
Catholic Cardinal Calls Kerry ‘A Saint’
Kerry was going to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside Washington, DC as part of his campaign. Kerry’s campaign manager made a visit to the Cardinaland said to him, “We’ve been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry’s position on abortion and the like. We’d gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you’d say JohnKerry is a saint.”
The Cardinal thinks it over for a moment and agrees to do it.
Kerry shows up, and as the Mass progresses the Cardinal begins his homily.”John Kerry is a petty, self absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, a disgrace to his country, and a thief. He is the worst example of a Catholic I’ve ever personally known. But compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint!”
