Ramblings of a Jackhole

.:: Ramblings of a Jackhole ::.

Help Support This Site!




Why should you read what I have to say? Well, because I am the Jackhole. That's why.
Welcome to Ramblings of a Jackhole
contact
SEARCH
Google
Web Jackhole.net
FEATURES
ASK THE JACKHOLE
MY THOUGHTS ON
Under God Pledge Case
Studying for the Bar
Proof Reading
Changing Oil
Attack Squirrel
SITES TO CHECK OUT
Fair Tax Now [G]
ISCABBS [G]
EHOWA [R]
Slashdot [PG]
Blogs For Bush [G]
www.ebay.com [G]
[Rating]
SPONSORS
dealnews.com
Breaking news on the
latest technology prices
Amazon.com
Barnes & Noble
Register.com
REI.com
Buy.com
Dell Home Systems
Wine.com
Expedia.com
Wal-Mart - Video Games
PrankPlace.com
Amazon.com
ARCHIVE
SITE METERS
DIRECTORIES
Blogarama - The Blog Directory
BLOGROLLING
Blogroll Me!
Blogs For Bush
Google Ads

6/15/2006



Pleasing Everyone

An old man, a boy, and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode the donkey and the old man walked along side. They passed some people who remarked, "Shame on you young man! You should walk and allow the old man to ride." Considering this, the man and boy changed positions.

Later, other people remarked, "Shame on you old man! You should not make that little boy walk while you ride." Upon hearing this, they decided that both would walk.

Soon more people commented, "How stupid you are to walk when there was a decent donkey to ride."

With both riding the donkey, fellow travelers shamed them by saying, "How awful of you to put such a load on that poor creature!"

Thinking that they could be correct, the boy and the man decide to carry the donkey.

As they were crossing a bridge, the old man and little boy lost their grip. The donkey fell into the river and drowned.

The moral:

If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass goodbye

::6/15/2006 07:21:00 PM [+] 0 comments   ::
...

Comments: Post a Comment


REI Logo 88x33 This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?

Copyright 2002-2006 - d/b/a Jackhole Networks