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		<title>The Reason for the Season</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
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Amazing insight from a thirteen year old boy, Logan. Logan is a 13 year-old boy who lives on a ranch in a very small town in Nebraska. Logan listens to Christian Radio station 89.3FM KSBJ which broadcasts from Houston, TX. Logan called the radio station distraught because he had to take down a calf. His [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Toddler Property Law</title>
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2. If it&#8217;s in my hand, it&#8217;s mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it&#8217;s mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it&#8217;s mine.
5. If it&#8217;s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
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		<title>A Daily Supply of Vitamins and Minerals</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2003 13:12:44 +0000</pubDate>
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