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	<title>Ramblings of a Jackhole &#187; Current Events</title>
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		<title>Damn the Numbers, Full Speed Ahead</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2009/09/30/damn-the-numbers-full-speed-ahead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:42:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did anyone run the numbers on Cash For Clunkers?
An average Cash for Clunkers vehicle received 15 mpg. At 12,000 miles per year that&#8217;s 800 gallons a year of gasoline.
An average replacement vehicle receives 25 mpg. At12,000 miles per year uses 480 gallons a year.
Therefore, the average clunker transaction will reduce US gasoline consumption by 320 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Few Fries Short of a Happy Meal</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2007/05/30/a-few-fries-short-of-a-happy-meal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 21:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Jackhole</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chicago attorney William P. Smith, of McDermott, Will &#38; Emery, appeared in the Southern District of Florida bankruptcy case before Judge Laurel Isicoff.  Apparently, Mr. Smith didn&#8217;t think too highly of the her understanding of the situation at hand and decided to tell the Judge that her thinking was &#8220;a few fries short of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Testimony of Columbine Victim Father</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On May 27, 1999 at the Rayburn House office building in Washington, D.C Darrell Scott, the father of Rachel Scott, a victim of the Columbine  High School shootings in Littleton, Colorado, addressed the House Judiciary Committee&#8217;s subcommittee at their invitation. What he said to our national leaders during this special session of Congress is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gingrich Speech in New Hampshire</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2007/02/01/gingrich-speech-in-new-hampshire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2007 14:37:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;The third thing I want to talk about very briefly is the genuine danger of terrorism, in particular terrorists using weapons of mass destruction and weapons of mass murder, nuclear and biological weapons. And I want to suggest to you that right now we should be impaneling people to look seriously at a level of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FOX28 WSJV Missed Bauer&#8217;s Signal</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2007/01/15/fox28-wsjv-missed-bauers-signal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While the rest of the nation was watching last Sunday with great expectation the Season premier of the hit series 24, the viewers in the Michiana area (southwest Michigan, Northwest Indiana, including South Bend, IN) watched a frozen screen for about 12 minutes in disbelief and, for some (including The Jackhole&#8217;s loving bride) in extreme [...]]]></description>
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