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	<title>Ramblings of a Jackhole &#187; Christmas</title>
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		<title>The Reason for the Season</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2007/12/20/merry-christmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
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Amazing insight from a thirteen year old boy, Logan. Logan is a 13 year-old boy who lives on a ranch in a very small town in Nebraska. Logan listens to Christian Radio station 89.3FM KSBJ which broadcasts from Houston, TX. Logan called the radio station distraught because he had to take down a calf. His [...]]]></description>
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		<title>North Pole Downsizing</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2004/12/02/north-pole-downsizing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2004 17:56:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CORPORATE MEMO
To:           All Staff
Date:        December 1
Subject:    New &#8220;Twelve Days of Christmas&#8221; Policy
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Help the Men and Women of our Military Have a Merry Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2002 19:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right.  While, the men and women of the military aren&#8217;t perfect, they are the only thing between us and the threats of this world we simply can&#8217;t imagine.  So check out my friend, Ernie&#8217;s &#8220;Bring Them Home&#8221; charity.  I gave my $100, so give just a little to help make some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WAL-MART Diversions</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2002/12/16/wal-mart-diversions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Dec 2002 14:18:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things To Do At WALMART While Your Friends/Family Take Their Own Sweet Time Christmas Shopping
1. Get boxes of condoms &#038; randomly put them in peoples&#8217; carts when they aren&#8217;t looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2002 20:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter &#8220;the House&#8221;) a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse.
A variety of foot apparel, e.g., stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed by and around the chimney [...]]]></description>
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