HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Friday, October 31st, 2003
It’s that time of year again! So Happy Halloween!
Now, please allowed me to provide you with some advice first before you head out to the dark unknown. First, it is VERY important to pick the right costume. Personally, I prefer the scary costume, but any costume can work, even if you make an ass of yourself.
Of course, last night I just stayed at home, made some dinner and handed out treats to the youth of America. But for some reason, I have a lot of candy left over. Hopefully that won’t translate into me becoming a bigger Jackhole, if you know what I mean.
Now, most of you reading these fine ramblings are adults, and will act age appropriate. Just like me.
However, for those of you that aren’t quite as good at that, remember for many of you jackholes, especially the one with the nice pooper, three drinks are your limit. Even if you’re out dancing and dressed as your favorite superhero. Remember, I won’t be there to hold your hair. So be safe, no drinking and driving. Bad things may happen.
Well, have a GREAT Halloween. I’m going to head out for some pumpkin pie. No reason to PUNish myself.
