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	<title>Ramblings of a Jackhole &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Cash for Codgers</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2009/08/28/cash-for-codgers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:35:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Democrats, realizing the big success of the President&#8217;s &#8220;Cash For Clunkers&#8221; rebate program, have revamped a major portion of the Obama Nationalization of the Health Care Plan.
President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reid are expected to make this major announcement at a joint news conference next week. I, the Jackhole, with my wide resources have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad News For President Obama</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:18:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Dept Of Defense briefed the president this morning, they told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were lost in Iraq. To everyone&#8217;s surprise, all the color drained from Obama&#8217;s face.
Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands,  visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked, &#8216;Just how much is a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lincoln and Obama are very much alike</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2009/03/13/lincoln-and-obama-are-very-much-alike/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 18:29:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration.
Obama used the same Bible.
2. Lincoln came from Illinois.
Obama comes from Illinois.
3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature.
Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.
4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President.
Obama had very little experience before becoming President.
5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1973 vs 2007</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2007/09/11/1973-vs-2007/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:53:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scenario: Jack goes duck hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1973 &#8211; Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack&#8217;s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2007 &#8211; School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2007/05/16/the-lord-is-my-shepherd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 15:25:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible; Psalm 23.
She gave the youngsters a month to learn the verse. Little Rick was excited about the task &#8212; but, he just couldn&#8217;t remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get past the [...]]]></description>
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