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		<title>Alcohol Warning</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2004 15:02:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA&#8217;s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think that you [...]]]></description>
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