The French press is reporting that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “run” to “hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “surrender” and “collaborate.”
The change in status was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed a white flag factory, handicapping most of the French military.
I just read an article stating that after suffering the jeers and even spitting by French and Germans, Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title. In a random check for banned substances, 3 substances were found in Lance Armstrong’s hotel that are banned by the French: Toothpaste, deodorant, and soap.
Although I believe the real reason the French are trying to disqualify him is because he has one testicle too many to be in France.
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