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	<title>Ramblings of a Jackhole &#187; France</title>
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		<title>French Alert Level</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2004 17:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The French press is reporting that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from &#8220;run&#8221; to &#8220;hide.&#8221; The only two higher levels in France are &#8220;surrender&#8221; and &#8220;collaborate.&#8221;
The change in status was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed a white flag factory, handicapping most of the French military.
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		<title>Bad News for Armstrong</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2004 14:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just read an article stating that after suffering the jeers and even spitting by French and Germans, Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title. In a random check for banned substances, 3 substances were found in Lance Armstrong&#8217;s hotel that are banned by the French: Toothpaste, deodorant, and soap.
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