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	<title>Ramblings of a Jackhole &#187; Gender</title>
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		<title>Gender Nouns</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2006/08/18/172/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Aug 2006 21:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the Washington Post Style Invitational, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female nouns as many other languages have, and readers were asked to assign a gender to a noun of their choice and explain their reasoning.
Here are the best submissions:

SWISS ARMY KNIFE &#8211; male, because even though it appears [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fast Anniversary Present</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2006 21:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Looking for a Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 19:20:54 +0000</pubDate>
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The first old guy says to the second guy, &#8220;Sorry about that. I&#8217;m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn&#8217;t paying attention to where I was going.&#8221;
The second old guy says, &#8220;That&#8217;s OK. It&#8217;s a coincidence. I&#8217;m looking for my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Medical Advancement</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2006/06/11/medical-advancement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 02:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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This is a major breakthrough.
Women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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		<title>Message for the Manager</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jun 2006 15:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8220;Are you the manager?&#8221; she asked, softly stroking his face with both [...]]]></description>
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