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	<title>Ramblings of a Jackhole &#187; Lawyer</title>
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		<title>In-house Coke Attorneys Punk&#8217;d</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2007/03/26/in-house-coke-attorneys-punkd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 13:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The marketing department of Coke apparently punk&#8217;d a few of its in-house attorneys and shared it on You Tube.  They had to use in-house counsel as they couldn&#8217;t afford outside counsel&#8217;s legal bills.
First Punk&#8217;d Attorney
Second Punk&#8217;d Attorney
Third Punk&#8217;d Attorney
Viral marketing is nothing to sneeze at.
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		<title>Fast Food Lawsuits</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2006/08/23/fast-food-lawsuits/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 19:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lawsuits filed by the overweight against those fast-food restaurants have peaked the interest in a lot of lawyers.
The obese are much easier to chase than ambulances, and some obese need all the money they can get.
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		<title>Estate Review</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2006/08/19/estate-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Aug 2006 21:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to  one of her arithmetic classes:
&#8220;A wealthy man dies and leaves ten  million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go  to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now,  what does each [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How NOT to Get a Job</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2006/07/07/how-not-to-get-a-job/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 18:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Allegedly this is from a federal law clerk who Vinson &#038; Elkins declined to hire.  He sent the below e-mail asking V&#038;E to reconsider him for a position.  In particular the second-to-last paragraph is my favorite.  I believe all law school classes have at least one member like this.  Another reason [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Helpful Attorney</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2006/07/06/helpful-attorney/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jul 2006 15:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.  He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, &#8220;Why are you eating grass?&#8221;
&#8220;We don&#8217;t have any money for food,&#8221; the poor man replied. &#8220;We have to eat grass.&#8221;
&#8220;Well, [...]]]></description>
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