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	<title>Ramblings of a Jackhole &#187; Medical</title>
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		<title>Hospital Chart Bloopers</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 21:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actual writings from hospital charts

The patient refused autopsy.
The patient has no previous history of suicides.
Note: Patient recovering from forehead cut. Patient became very angry when given an enema by mistake.
Patient experiences chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
On the second day the knee was better, and on the third [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moon River</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2003 16:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
1. &#8220;Take it easy, Doc, you&#8217;re boldly going where no man has gone before.&#8221;
2. &#8220;Find Amelia Earhart yet?&#8221;
3. &#8220;Can you hear me NOW?&#8221;
4. &#8220;Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!&#8221;
5. &#8220;Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?&#8221;
6. [...]]]></description>
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