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	<title>Ramblings of a Jackhole &#187; Religious</title>
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		<title>THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2007/05/16/the-lord-is-my-shepherd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 15:25:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible; Psalm 23.
She gave the youngsters a month to learn the verse. Little Rick was excited about the task &#8212; but, he just couldn&#8217;t remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get past the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Miserly Painting</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2006/09/04/miserly-painting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Sep 2006 19:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a tradesman, a painter named Wayne, who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further.
As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Information for Catholics</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2006/06/02/information-for-catholics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 15:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This information is for Catholics only. It must not be divulged to others. The less they know about our rituals and code words, the better off they are.
AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass.
CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Preacher&#8217;s Donkey</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2006/03/28/preachers-donkey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2006 14:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say, &#8220;Hallelujah!&#8221; The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, &#8220;Amen!&#8221;
The man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christian Lightbulb</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2005/06/27/christian-lightbulb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 01:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHANGING A LIGHT BULB THE CHRISTIAN WAY
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatic : Only 1
Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic : None
Candles only.
Baptists : [...]]]></description>
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