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	<title>Ramblings of a Jackhole &#187; School</title>
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		<title>Misbehaving in Class</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jun 2006 23:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The teacher went into her classroom about fifteen minutes before the class was supposed to begin and caught a bunch of boys in a huddle on their knees in the corner of the room.  She demanded of them what they were doing, and one of them hollered back, &#8220;We are shooting craps.&#8221;
She sighed, &#8220;That&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Learning Numbers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers.
&#8220;Yes,&#8221; he said. &#8220;I do. My father taught me.&#8221;
&#8220;Good. What comes after three&#8221;?
&#8220;Four,&#8221; answers the boy.
&#8220;What comes after six&#8221;?
&#8220;Seven.&#8221;
&#8220;Very good,&#8221; says the teacher. &#8220;Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten&#8221;?
&#8220;A jack,&#8221; says the little boy.
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		<title>History  Lesson</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2005 12:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Division of the human family into two distinct groups began some 12,000 years ago.  Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on  deer in the mountains in the summer and would go to the beach and live on fish in winter.
The two most important events in  all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Modern Math</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2005 18:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week I purchased a meal at Burger King for $4.58. The counter girl took my five dollar bill and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AMAZING!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2003 01:31:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn&#8217;t mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the
frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.  The rset can be a total mses
and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.  Tihs is bcuseae the huamn
mnid [...]]]></description>
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