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	<title>Ramblings of a Jackhole &#187; Legal</title>
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		<title>A Few Fries Short of a Happy Meal</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2007/05/30/a-few-fries-short-of-a-happy-meal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 21:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chicago attorney William P. Smith, of McDermott, Will &#38; Emery, appeared in the Southern District of Florida bankruptcy case before Judge Laurel Isicoff.  Apparently, Mr. Smith didn&#8217;t think too highly of the her understanding of the situation at hand and decided to tell the Judge that her thinking was &#8220;a few fries short of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Star Wars Kid Sues</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2003/07/23/star-wars-kid-sues/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2003 14:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Star Wars Kid Sues Those That Shared His Fighting Prowess on Kaaza
Candian Television first reported reports, and Wired reported the following day, that Ghyslain Raza, a/k/a &#8220;The Star Wars
Kid&#8221;, has sued the four students for $250,000 for uploading his video to the web, and creating him a sensation of mass proportions, even receiving press from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wonder why he failed the bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2003 15:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man Sues U.S. Government for Documentation Proving They Developed AIDS to Kill African-Americans
Boyd Graves, an Annapolis graduate, who put himself through law school but has not yet passed the California bar, has filed suit against the United States government to force release of documents under the Freedom of Information Act which will &#8220;prove that the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Supreme Lack of Knowledge</title>
		<link>http://jackhole.net/2003/07/01/supreme-lack-of-knowledge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2003 13:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nearly Two-Thirds of Americans Can&#8217;t Name Any U.S. Supreme Court Justice
A Findlaw survey found that 63% of American adults cannot recall the names of any of the nine justices currently serving on the U.S. Supreme Court, and only 1% could name all nine, with John Paul Stevens being the hardest to remember.
However in another unrelated [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jackhole&#8217;s Legal Lines</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Nov 2002 22:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NOTE TO THE READER:  I wrote this during my final semester of law school.  I hope you enjoy it.
I&#8217;m sitting here, avoiding finishing my bar application, wondering if I really learned enough to take it.  While I realize I can graduate the bottom of my class and still become governor, or even [...]]]></description>
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